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| Did you know that those tin hats actually amplify mind-control radio waves? I spent an hour just splitting an image into ninths. I really need to brush up on my Photoshop skills. | | |
| The awesomest quote ever: "Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil." | | |
| I copy/pasted the triangles.
Cello was awesome today. I just sat down, and I finally played a song WELL. Until, now, I've always messed up, but today I didn't.
Almost everything was awesome today. I think I aced the science quiz, and read this cool stuff about a Inca guy named Quizquiz (no joke, that's seriously his name), and I didn't feel tired at track practice.
I'm betting tomorrow's gonna be extra unlucky, because of today. not that i'm a pessimist. By the way, the glass is always completely full. There's water AND air in the glass, and I like both of those things, so it rocks.
There's a phobia of air. How messed up would you be if everytime you breathed, you scared yourself to death? It would also be stupid to be scared of snails. I mean, what can a snail do to you?
Freaked out guy: "OMG, WTF, there's no way I can escape the lighting quick reflects of that SNAIL!" Snail: "Grrrrr! i will eat your brains!" Freaked out guy: "My brains are too big for you to eat. AAAAAAHHHHH!" Snail: "Good point. Bye." Freaked out guy: "Wow. I'm no longer afraid of snails. I better hurry if I'm going to get to my skydiving lessons."
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| I figured this all out. I spent about 8.142 % of last year running. That's almost a whole month! I spent 1.3 % playing cello, a whopping 13.7 % at school, and around 5.3 % hanging out with the gang.
Here's the shocker: I spent over 34 % sleeping!
This just proves how nerdy I am. I either a) Have way too much time in Geometry, b) Just happen to enjoy sitting around figuring out completely useless things with my calculator
I think it's both.
I can't believe Crystallion doesn't like the dried banana thingies in trail mix! At least she ate the raisins. If a person doesn't eat the raisins in trail mix, they're definitely an alien.
Random but related thoughts: (this is what is going through my mind)
raisin oatmeal cookies are awesome. I'm hungry. Alan ate all my cashews. I should have stolen his donut. I should be researching Pizarro. better end this post while i still can. oh no. I can't stop typing. I'm being sucked into a black hole of Xanga typing madness. why am I still typing periods after my sentences if I'm being sucked into a black hole of Xanga typing madness. I must be incredibly hard to excite, especially if I am still typing periods after my sentences when I'm being sucked into a black hole of Xanga typing madness. I should have picked a shorter name for the black hole of Xanga typing madness. my hands hurt.
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I just wasted so much of your time by making you scroll. A minute of your life is all mine! Finally, another exclamation point.
Wow, i'm bored. | | |
| Why does everybody laugh when I tell them that i play the cello? I don't get it.
Cello is a pretty funny instrument, though. It has the most sexual innuendos of any instrument. There's the f-hole, the g-string, the nuts, AND the stick.
And I haven't even mentioned how I hold it when I play.
Now that I've said something disgusting and inappropriate I will leave. | | |
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